ATD: At the Doctor                                             GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement               GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

BTW: Bring the Wheelchair                              LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth                          LOL: Living on Lipitor

CBM: Covered by Medicare                               OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas

CUATSC: See You at the Senior Center          TOT: Texting on Toilet

DWI: Driving While Incontinent                      WAITT: Whom Am I Talking To ?

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was                              GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In !

Thanks to Ruth Quinn